Shut up girlfriends from the past

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Infelizmente sei o que isto é... e tenho uns óculos iguais.

Flight of the Conchords - Ex-Girlfriends

- It's like they don't think we can be together.
- Nah, mostly it's because they think you're a dick, you know? With the dickish glasses and that.
- No, it's mainly because they think our races shouldn't mix.
- Nah, mostly it's because they think i've raided better looking fellas when i've been too drunk to speak.
- Is that how you feel?
- 50/50. I kinda like you.
- I kinda like you, too.

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Loretta broke my heart in a letter

she told me she was leaving and her life would be better

Joan broke it off over the phone

after the tone she left me alone

Jen said she'd never ever see me again

when I saw her again, she said it again

Jan met another man

Liza got amnesia, just forgot who I am

Felicity said there was no electricity

Emily, no chemistry

Fran ran, Bruce turned out to be a man

Flo had to go, I couldn't go with the flow

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Carol Brown just took a bus out of town...

But i'm hoping that you'll stick around

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He doesn't cook or clean

He's not good boyfriend material

Ooh, we can eat cereal

He'll lose interest fast, his relationships never last

Shut up girlfriends from the past

He says he'll do one thing and then he goes and does another thing

Oooh, you organized all my ex-girlfriends into a choir

And got them to sing

Ooh Ooh Ooh, Shut up

Ooh Ooh Ooh, Shut up girlfriends from the past

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Mimi will no longer see me

Brittany... Brittany hit me

Paula, Sephanie, Stella, and Stephanie

There must be fifty ways that lovers have left me

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Carol Brown just took a bus out of town...

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Love is a delicate thing, you can't just throw it away on the breeze

He said the same thing to me

How can we ever know we found the right person in this world?

That means he looks at other girls

Love is a mystery, it does not follow rules

This guy is a fool,

He'll always be a boy, he's a man who never grew up

I thought I told you to shut up

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Mona, you told me you were in a coma

Tiffany, you said that you had an epiphany

Mmmm would you like a little cereal?

Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends?

Was it you, Carol Brown? Was it you, Carol Brown?

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Carol Brown just took a bus out of town...

But i'm hoping that you'll stick around

Stick around

Stick around

Stick around

Stick around