Conversa Parva (nº19)

Só para contextualizar, o G é um grande fã de Harry Potter. Tanto que às vezes até me chateia. Isso e eu gosto de às vezes falar inglês com os meus amigos, não me perguntem porquê. De qualquer forma, estava a dar-lhe uns pequenos murros só para me meter com ele

Eu - Faggot!
G - I'm not a faggot!
Eu - Yes you are!
G - Ow! That hurt!
Eu - Aaaw, poor little faggot. If I ever write a children's book it will be called The Marvelous Adventures of Poor Little Faggot and it will be about a boy who's just like you.

No carro, a dar-lhe boleia para casa

Eu - Ok, let's think about the titles of the books... The first Harry Potter one is Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone, right?
G - Yeah...
Eu - So this is a basic one, I'll just call mine Poor Little Faggot and the Sorceror's Stones.
G - Ok.
Eu - Next is Chamber of Secrets. Uh... Poor Little Faggot and the Anus of Secrets?

(...)

Eu - Third one, Prisioner of Azkaban. Oh, this one's easy. Poor Little Faggot and the Prisioner of Ass-kaban. Which totally sounds like the title of a gay porno.
G - Haha.
Eu - Next is the Goblet of Fire, right?
G - Yeah.
Eu - Ok, Poor Little Faggot and the Gobbling of Dicks.
G - I thought you would say something more like The Dick of Fire.
Eu - Well... yeah, it could be. If the book was about STD's - Sexually Transmited Diseases.

(...)

Eu - Ok, what comes next?
G - The Order of the Phoenix
Eu - Poor Little Faggot and the Order of Fucking, I don't know. Next.
G - Hmm... The Half-Blood Prince. That one's harder.
Eu - Yeah... Oh! Poor Little Faggot and the Half-Male Prince.
G - Good one!
Eu - And finally is...
G - The Deathy Hallows.
Eu - Oh, fuck... uh... Ah! Classic! Poor Little Faggot and the Deathly Swallows.
G - Ahahaha.


Sim, tenho consciência de que provavelmente sou o gajo mais anormal à face da terra.